The Bravo Games

EPISODE 14: “Making Up Is Hard To Do” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: The penultimate episode has arrived; thank god this shit show is nearly over. She-who-must-not-be-named is continuing to send shockwaves through The Valley. As […]

EPISODE 13: “The Cruise From Hell” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: My oh my. Here I was celebrating that I had just one week of scoring left… only to be hit with the fact there are […]

EPISODE 12: “Will You Maui Me?” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: Congratulations! This was the last game of the regular season! Only 4 teams from each league will advance to next week’s semifinals. Overall, this was […]

EPISODE 11: “El Coyote Ugly” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: First and foremost, I’m starting a petition to rename “Karen’s”, “Janet’s“. The girl is simply miserable and is ironically the only one keeping the rumors about […]

EPISODE 10: “You’ve Been Served” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: This was -by far- the most difficult episode for me to watch twice. Jax is infuriating. I would have docked him 50% of his points for […]

EPISODE 9: “When One Door Forecloses” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: I wish all of you could have seen the look on my husband’s face watching Zack get Botox injected into his ballsack. I will forever […]

EPISODE 8: “The Biggest Snake in the Grass” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: A “shit show” indeed! Tons of “MOST UNHINGED” contenders this week, starting with Scheana discussing the hemorrhoids she got after anal sex with […]

EPISODE 7: “Ring Around the Rumor” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: Although Jasmine got points for picking Zack up from LAX, it offset the point loss she suffered for faking her acceptance of Danny’s apology. She, […]

EPISODE 6: “Behind Closed Pantry Doors” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: The great thing about shows on Bravo is that our personal opinions about these people are always in flux. One little comment or interaction can […]

EPISODE 5: “Grapes of Wrath” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: JFC this episode… chock full of unhinged. Luke’s hall pass being The Little Mermaid? Zack with a bedside table full of Coca-Cola, Adderall, lip balm, Pop […]

EPISODE 4: “The Circle of Strife” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: First and foremost… we love a self-own, and Jesse’s underwear accomplished exactly that. I won’t retraumatize all of you by discussing details of the horrible […]

EPISODE 3: “The Billionaire and the Boy’s Chat” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: At the end of this episode, Michelle said something that struck me: “Jesse is by FAR worse than Jax. BY FAR.” A challenging […]

EPISODE 2: “Checking In” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: In an otherwise very low-scoring episode, teams with Brittany can rejoice! Ya girl won the week and secured the matchups for every team who drafted her (before […]

EPISODE 1: “Separation Anxiety” AWARDS: +5 BEST LINE: +5 MOST UNHINGED: +5 TOOK MOST SHIT: +5 MVP, FOR DOING THE MOST: +5 LVP, FOR DOING THE LEAST: THOUGHTS: Wow, guys. This was quite the premiere. I’m not sure what else I could ask for. I very much enjoyed watching Jax be held accountable in literally […]