The Bravo Games

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The Points

NOTE: This is a silly game and should not be taken seriously.

3 Categories:

Bonus Awards:

+25 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the podcast!

+5 Stassi Award: Best Line

+5 Kristen Award: Most Unhinged Behavior

+5 Laura Leigh Award: Took the Most Shit

+5 Vail Award: No Business Being in Scene

+5 MVP Award: For Doing the Most

REUNION RULES:

POWER
1+Full name or nickname
1+Featured in a flashback (all characters, primary and secondary)
2 +For being a separate topic of discussion
2 +/-Throws / receives shade (Complimented / shaded by social media included)
2 +/-Power Move!
3 + / 5+For appearing on reunion stage as a guest / For appearing on reunion stage entire time
3 +Promoting business (applies to flashbacks)
6 + / 3-Closest to Andy / furthest from Andy
8 + / –Any major announcement, collab, opportunity, award, song release, etc — anything new that has not been shared on the show already
ANDY+1 for each question he reads from a card
+5 if he yells at / reprimands anyone for onset behavior
+10 if he drops his cards
LVP3 +/- advice points still apply
STYLE
3 +Cries
3 +Utters VPR catchphrase
5 +/-Reunion lewks
SCANDAL
5 + Gets in heated argument
+2 yelling
+2 fingers up / clapping in face
5 +Gets up out of seat
+2 each time Andy asks them to sit down (Andy also gains points)
x2 storms off set / dramatic exit
-5 asked to leave / kicked off set
RAQUELOnly Raquel gets full points for flashbacks
SANDOVAL1 +/- earn / loss still applies for being supportive of Sandoval

POWER:

VPR BARS
4 +Appears at VPR bar:
i.e. SUR, Pump, TomTom, etc.
x2 SUR back alley
+4 kicked out or banned
EVENTS
6 +Hosts event
+2 it’s a trip or it’s for charity
+2 speech / toast
+4 UNinvites someone
3 +/-Invited / not invited to event or trip
-6 UNinvited
+10 Shows up anyway
+2 it’s a trip or it’s for charity
+2 speech / toast
2 +Dramatic exit
+2 asked to leave
+3 storms out
2 +Step & Repeat / press photos
MARRIAGE
20 +/-Married or engagement / divorce or breakup
+5 secret marriage
5 +/-Pregnancy announcement, new child or animal
BUSINESS
8 +/-Starts new business or career / shutters business or career
6 +Receives award or bigger recognition
4 +Records or releases: podcast, music, book, song, photoshoot, music video, etc.
3 +Promotes biz (wears own merch, etc)
2 +/-Books / loses gig, job, brand deal, opportunity etc.
x2 if particularly important / embarrassing
=Music:
+1 sings, -1 sings poorly
+4 actual singing talent
+2 plays instrument
+4 on stage
GENERAL
3 +Utters VPR catchphrase
2 +/-Throws / receives shade
x2 if particularly vicious or hilarious
2 +/-Sends / receives rage text
2 +Someone says your Full name or nickname
2 +/-Power Move
LISA
6 +Assist from Lisa – opportunity / etc
BONUS: Lisa gains same points
3 +Receives advice from Lisa
BONUS: Lisa gains same points
3 +/-Invited to Villa Rosa
+1 for each pet encountered
BONUS: Lisa gets 50% (rounded down of each guest, not including invites / appearances)
1 +/-Lisa / Ken gain 1 point per pet accessory
BONUSES:
1 +Secondary Cast: appears in Scene or Flashback
4 +/ 8 +Former Cast / Bravoleb: appears in Scene or Flashback
100 +Lance Bass: appears in Scene or Flashback (also scores full points)

STYLE:

FASHION
1 +/-Stylish / bad outfit
(no points if outfit is unremarkable)
+1 hired glam
+2 overdressed
+3 actual costume
BONUS +/- for any extra stylistic choices
1 +Appears in selfie / photo
BOD
4 +/-Beauty procedure success / botch
x2 plastic surgery or fillers
3 +/-Gets tattoo / but it’s bad
2 +Workout / spa
+1 Playing actual sport or unique treatment
1 +Appears shirtless
+4 if fully naked
SELF-CARE
3 + / –Cries / fake cries
=+1 spiritual moment
+2 meditation
+3 tarot
+4 astrology
+5 witchcraft
=+1 mentions therapy
+3 learns big lesson
-3 learns the wrong lesson
+3 films therapy session
-15 hooks up with therapist
1 +give / get a gift
DATING
3 +Goes on date
DEBAUCHERY
=+1 drinks
+2 spills drink
+3 shots
+4 from liquor bottle
+5 does drugs
=-1 pees on camera
-2 poops on camera
-3 pukes
x2 cries during any of it
-5 gets peed on, puked on, pooped on

SCANDAL:

AGGRESSION
5 +Argument
-10 if argument turns physical
3 +/-Giving / getting finger in face or clapping
2 +/-Throws drink / drink thrown at
x2 drink hits
x3 furniture flipped
2 +/-Sends / receives rage text
2 +/-Blocking / Blocked by
LEGAL
2 +/-Threatens / threatened with lawyers or police
2 –Accused of crime
×2 arrested, x3 indicted, x4 convicted, ×5 sentenced (per year)
4 +/-Restraining order filed / against
RUMORS
5 +/-Intros subject of / is subject of new rumor
2 +/-Reintroduces or spreads rumor
FACT CHECK
5 +Proved right by receipts or flashback
1 +Gaslights
APOLOGIES
3 + / 5 +Apology given / received
+1 for each add’l “I’m sorry”
+1 for each witness
SEX & LOVE
=+3 kissing
+5 make out sesh
+2 with an ex
x2 confirmed sex
x3 confirmed threesome
-x2 cheating
-x3 cheating in friend group
1 +Sex jokes / brags about sex
GHOST RAQUEL
1 +/-Raquel gains points when people talk about her / points lost for everyone in the convo
FlashbacksGhost Raquel applies full points to all flashbacks
SANDOVAL
1 +/-Sandoval gains points when someone defends / supports him, points lost to whoever does it
20 +/-Sandoval is “forgiven” / to whoever does it

GENERAL:

FLASHBACKS
Ghost of Raquel and Lance Bass get full points for flashbacks.
NOTE: Secondary draft picks only gain appearance points for flashbacks, unless noted. Unless** it’s a NEW unseen footage and will be scored normally.
3 +Category bonus: awarded each episode to the highest score in each category
5 +Bonus Awards: decided on weekly podcast